Nihilistic password security questions

tartarusrussell

tartarusrussell

Chymist
I rather like these... The possibility for other nihilistic password security questions is endless. My favourite is number two, but I would like to suggest also:

"Who would you cross the street to avoid?"
"Name one thing worth getting up for in the morning"

Of course, all password security questions could be replaced with the simple, classic question:

"Why?"

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tartarusrussell said:
"Who would you cross the street to avoid?"
"Name one thing worth getting up for in the morning"

Of course, all password security questions could be replaced with the simple, classic question:

"Why?"
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Love this. But I do see a problem with your suggestions. Any list of people I would cross the street to avoid would likely be so long that I'd never remember which name I'd selected as the answer. As for Name one thing worth getting up for in the morning, well, here we come to the fundamental problem all Nihilists are faced with. Nihilists will never achieve world-domination if they can't access their email accounts.
 
That list is utterly wonderful. Thank you.

Also not to be missed is the nihilist job résumé, which, although it's not as starkly brilliant as the list of password security questions, still rises to the occasion with things like this:

SKILLS: Skills are valueless and only serve temporarily to bolster the trembling egos of the sheeple of this wretched world. I eschew all so-called personal development, instead dying under the premise that, when I’m a biodegrading mess of worm feed hopelessly buried beneath a fathom of dark earth, being able to type 70 words a minute really won’t do me a modicum of what you so ignorantly refer to as “good.”

HONORS/AWARDS: Mankind, in its self-congratulatory revelry, will finally come to realize that all forms of kudos simply blind us from the solitary incontrovertible truth: life is a hollow shell of nil.
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Thanks Matt - that helps lighten the morning as well! Which made me think of another security password question:

"In which year did you last laugh naturally at a joke that was simply funny and not cynical and clever?"

And while I'm at it, I'll add:

"The 1st, 3rd and 5th letters of the nickname you had at school and hated?"

and

"To which charity shop will your few decent clothes go when you die?"
 
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