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"Prelude to the Afternoon of a Sexually Aroused Gas Mask," "Don't Eat the Yellow Snow," "Dog Breath Variations," "My Guitar Wants to Kill Your Mama" -- Frank Zappa

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Dirty Worry, a band whose only album, Vacuum Cleaner, totally sucked.

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Cleave 'Em & Leave 'Em

Orificial Flavors

The Vulvoids

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Misanthrope (sounds fun)

Dying Gaul (from "high" art)

Triple Sons (obscure musical reference)

The Black Doll's Imbroglio (there's always room for Gorey)

Happy Mask (oh, joy)

Three Imaginary Boys (stealing from song titles)

The Horse Rotorvator (...and album titles)

Painful Life Experiences (necessary as ever)

The Witless Misogynists

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Javelin' Man

The Indwelt

Dirty Hurry

We Come in PC

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The Brand New Pair o' Dimes

The New Things To Do

Mind the Unkind

Primal Pie

A friend of mine has a solo music act called "Adolf Hitler and his 6 million orchestra", I kid you not.

I don't know, I would name it maybe something spacey, like "Blue Shift" or "VLA" ("Very Large Array") like the interconnected radio telescope grid in New Mexico... I have always liked that, naming things after military or scientific installations or projects, like Peter Andersson's "Atomine Elektrine", named after a defunct Nuclear Plant somewhere in Sweden, or Brian Williams' (Lüstmord) side project "Arecibo", after the one large radio telescope in Puerto Rico.

Two of my personal favorites, coined by a friend:

Bob Cratchit and the Bookkeepers
Bullets for Yoko

And if I ever had a psych band, I'd name it "The Pyramid & I."