Druidic
Grimscribe
Create your own Stupid Weird Jokes! It has to be Stupid and Weird and best if it's your own. If it induces a groan you are on the right track.
The other werewolves were envious of their wealthy friend. They asked him how he did it.
"Human gullibility," he said. "They believe the dumbest things."
"Please, please explain," begged the others.
"Simple," smirked the old shape shifter. "They keep shooting me with silver bullets and I keep limping all the way to the bank."
The vampire hunter was so dumb, the vampire refused to drink his blood. "One drop of your blood and I'll permanently reduce my I.Q." sniffed the vamp.
"Insult me all you like," warned the Hunter, "but I'll drive a wooden steak through your heart as soon as I find a wooden cow."
At the exhibit the beautiful Egyptologist shrieked when she spied the ghastly mummy shuffling toward her with an unmistakably lascivious leer. Thankfully, it had a happy ending. It was Keith Richards looking for cocktails.
The Gorgon saw her reflection in Perseus' shield and it killed her. She died of a broken heart. She knew then she could never find a lover that drop-dead gorgeous.
The other werewolves were envious of their wealthy friend. They asked him how he did it.
"Human gullibility," he said. "They believe the dumbest things."
"Please, please explain," begged the others.
"Simple," smirked the old shape shifter. "They keep shooting me with silver bullets and I keep limping all the way to the bank."
The vampire hunter was so dumb, the vampire refused to drink his blood. "One drop of your blood and I'll permanently reduce my I.Q." sniffed the vamp.
"Insult me all you like," warned the Hunter, "but I'll drive a wooden steak through your heart as soon as I find a wooden cow."
At the exhibit the beautiful Egyptologist shrieked when she spied the ghastly mummy shuffling toward her with an unmistakably lascivious leer. Thankfully, it had a happy ending. It was Keith Richards looking for cocktails.
The Gorgon saw her reflection in Perseus' shield and it killed her. She died of a broken heart. She knew then she could never find a lover that drop-dead gorgeous.
